Do you think Jay Z is GOAT? Well then, me, you, and Kanye West all agree (rough draft, right Jerry Jones?)

Big Brother - Kanye West (Graduation)

[Bridge]

My big brother was B.I.G.'s brotherSo here's a few words from ya kid brotherIf you admire somebody you should go on 'head tell 'emPeople never get the flowers while they can still smell 'emA idol in my eyes, god of the gameHeart of the City, Roc-a-Fella chainNever be the same, never be anotherNumber one, Young Hov, also my big brother
[Hook]My big brother was B.I.G.'s brotherUsed to be Dame and Biggs' brotherWho was Hip Hop brother, who was No I.D. friendNo I.D., my mentor, and that's where the story ends

*the heart and soul that he raps it with. nothing flashy. sounds humble.

* lyrics back up humbleness and show respect not just to HOV, but those that have come before him.

*playfulness about coldplay and bey and "no way, Jose." This is a dude that can have a sense of humor. 

*was written during arguably his most popular era. Pre Bonnaroo Glow in Dark Debacle. Pre 808's. This guy was untouchable. He didn't have kids yet. His mom hadn't died yet. "Welcome to the Good Life." Yeah?  He was on Cloud ninety-fucking-nine, and yet he felt compelled to give proper gratitude to the guy that gave him his break, who took him in like family, and who just happened to be the best in the game at that particular moment. 

Big Brother is beautiful, brilliant and triumphant song that has nothing to do with Yeezy or his ego at all.

Dank Bernie Meme Life

Recently, one of the best things that's ever happened to me in my whole life. It's seems obvious to me that I shouldn't talk about Fight Club, but this Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Singles FB group is the coolest thing ever.

I really never believed I could mack on girls like that. Social media can be used for good or evil. It's just a tool, like a gun.

WE ALL NEED TO GID RID OF THE BUREAUCRATS WITH GUNS.

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This Dumb Christmas TV article I wrote two years ago.

This Dumb Christmas TV article I wrote two years ago.

So I'm quite tempted to get quick a narcissism fix and throw this on the Facebooks, but this seems slightly, just slightly, less lame. Besides, no one is reading this.

Also, believe it or not, I'm a tad embarrassed that that the savages on Facebook might get their greasy mitts on this.

So I made a crass, barely funny joke today on Facebook about jizzing in your pants. I thought it might be funny if their was an accompanying Youtube clip of Bill Murray's brother, Joel, as his character from Mad Men, explaining to Peggy Olsen that blue balls is fo reals, yo.

So I google "Freddy Rumsen Blue Balls Mad Men," and all the way at the bottom of the very first page, there's my dumb article about dysfunctional Christmas tv shows.

"The big takeaway: Freddy Rumsen gives Peggy some sage advice about blue balls."

I've always wondered who are the people who post clips on youtube. like are they just bored at work? Jason does this. He found one of the first open source apps for editing video files, so he could do it from his Android, while at the Apple Store. He likes to upload clips from Howard Stern, Adam Sandler songs, 90's TV theme songs. Disney cartoon songs. Clips of Pete and Pete and Alex Mack.

*** beetee dubs, the most egregious act I committed on the Internet was my utter incomprehesion of the term Madonn. I looked like fucking bobo mook.